Can you see that? That little gray thing under the dishwasher door? That little pain in the butt cat who, instead of sitting on the heating vent in the dining room, chose instead to crawl under the dishwasher door while I was loading it this morning? He sat there for 5 minutes and when I ducked down to see what he was doing, he looked at me like, “What? It’s not weird.”
Buddy, it’s weird.