Kitty Daddy Stories

I got this text from Cristian this morning on my way to work:

And another on the way home:

So captain was following me this morning and crying. I gave him food and he got quiet then Billy was crying at me at my computer. I patted him and he got quiet but I think he was trying to tell me pukies by captain upstairs,  please clean…. I go up to get a drink, pukies on kitchen floor–was very small prob captain? I cleaned it but kitties harassing daddy this morning!

Kitties love their daddy SO MUCH… that they expect him to cater to and clean up after them as well.