The Changing of the Guard Cat

The air conditioning in my house is powerful and mysterious, kicking on unexpectedly and occasionally shutting doors. I know I opened the “office” door this morning but now it’s half shut and I suspect nargles– er, air conditioning.

That’s not the point of this story. The point of the story is that Captain is sitting in the doorway, nestled exactly half-way between the door and the door jamb, facing out. Aaaand crying. I just called him over to give him pats but he disappeared into the hallway instead.

And now Bill is in the doorway, facing in. It makes me a little nervous. Why is Mommy under Kitty Security Protection? Is there a spider loose?

Best to stay here and watch outtakes of Community on YouTube. My boys will take care of me.